I have always had questions that might seem rather eccentric... they make me wonder...i try to figure it out...i fail to figure it out...i get a terrible headache....i laff at the fact that i even thought about the topic in the first place. Conclusion: issue still unsolved
I will broach each topic with you all and see if any one of you will be able to find a way to decipher them.
Todays topic: How does one become a witch/wizard
I know that the first thing to come to mind is "getting food from the neighbourhood witch". However, that is in the case where the witch considered you a candidate and decided to initiate you.
My question is for the individual who wants to be a witch or wizard. Where does one get an application form? is there an application form? or is there like a universal 'i want to become a witch' sign that you can throw to indicate your interest? I wonder.
i got an idea when i first thought about this issue at the age of 13/14. It goes like this;
Since we know that witches and wizards out the feet up against the wall when they sleep in other to be able to be teleported into the realm of witchcraft. Does sleeping with my feet up on the wall indicate my interest in taking this diabolical trip? will they come get me if i sleep like that?
I mean, its not like the neighbourhood witch puts a sign up to announce her craft. I would have said, one could just walk up to the person and ask for a recommendation to the coven of witches.
We do not have any of the likes of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where we can enrol to learn some abrakadabra stunts, we dont have any witchcraft stores where we can get either manual or motorized flying broomsticks.
SO...i need somebody to answer the question...HOW DOES ONE BECOME A WITCH/WIZARD?
N.B. I did cook that stew...i made a few mistakes, i can definitely do better. Baby steps y'all...baby steps. lmao! and thankfully, no fire.
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14 comments:
the real question is: why are you wondering? do you want to become a witch ni?
U made d stew.
I am proud of u.
Do witched really exist???
Oh wow..lol..
Does anyone ACTUALLY want to become a witch/wizard??
Ur mind seems to be filled with, uh, crazy thoughts..lol..i wonder what the next question will be!
1st time here! How u doin?
@incognaija: Should we really mess with such things. Sometimes such questions are best left unanswered
I dont believe in witches, wizards, juju, etc. No one has ever been able to present empirical proof that they exists, all stories are usually anecdotal.
@bumight: maybe i do. some pple wronged me and i want to do them something real strong!
@oluwadee:thanks jare. the stew don nearly finish sef! i think that diabolical powers are definitely present. ask FBA. lol! he just took flying lessons courtesy of the ministry for diabolic affairs! lmao!
@buttercup: pple who want to get back at pple who did them filthy might want to. as a mara o' fact, i think thats how i got the idea. lol!
@bighead:the more you know about something, the less likely it is for you to be hurt by it. plus if you know this, you know not to do it by mistake. Like mistakenly sleeping with your feet up on the wall, you know? if you know thats a way to show interest, you know not to do it now. lol!
@yarmama: i am a science oriented person myself, but not everything can be measured empirically. Even though you are right about the anectodal nature of most myths, some things like diabolism, demons and things are real...thats my opinion. and if you really need empirical evidence, check fineboy agbero's blog. like i said earlier, he just took flying lessons courtesy of the ministry for diabolic affairs. lmao!
he is the second person i know who took those classes. the other was not so lucky. he's not with us anymore, God rest his soul.
lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! oh my gosh! application for school of wizardry! very harry potter!
lmaooo!
and who do u think will own up to knowing anything about registration for witches? lol
i laffed so hard at ur kitchen experience with the "alpha and omega" and palm oil & pepper!
hilariousity!
mayb u shld try d feet on the wall thing first sha, thenif that dsnt work, mayb google, u find d strangest things online these days.
lol!!! aby u want to become a wizard ni?
lol... i don't mean to be tribalistic or anything but go to edo state, kogi, jos, ogun... trust me there are many ways to get involved.
do you want me to hook u up?lol
lol!!! Shebi somebody was trying to find witches for their business scheme recently? Ask them for info.
OMG!lol.. dude r u serious?! well jus like christains ask God to be born again, I think the devil can sort out wannabe witches/wizards as well...lol but its not advisable cuz u know what they say about striking a deal with the devil...
Your post just gave me the heebie jeebies, seeing as I have an overactive imagination, I better sleep tonight or else ehn....
First time here. Hella funny!
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