Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Random Issues (running out of titles pple)

Did you know that Lagos is one of the most expensive cities in the World? It is ranked 30th far above Los Angeles in the 55th position, just ridiculous!! And considering that LA is more expensive than most places in Yankee, its even more ridiculous. Las Gidi, our very own Eko Ile has become Africa's version of Upper Eastside NY!!
I have been shopping for hotel accommodation in Naija for a while now, hotels on the island actually; most hotels in the area average about $300 a night and above, even the crappy ones!! Thats just retarded. i would have never thot they cost that much... on top wetin? I have stayed in Las Vegas for a week for less or a little more than that, and NO! it was not hotel jangozo. lol! it was a good hotel on the strip sef.

Anyways, i have 2 options
- We can pass the offering basket around blogville so you all can donate and we can make this happen, a trust fund of sorts. I know Smaragd (my new blogboo) just got a new job so she can jump this off.
- If you have any information on better rates, holla at me.

in recent news...

The pastor of a church in Illinois was shot to death in the middle of service in front of his church members on sunday, can you imagine that? i mean, what will i do if my pastor was in the middle of a sermon...and then gunshots and pastor is down and out? It reminds me of a story i heard from my Uncle. They got robbed in church during a night vigil; the thieves said that if they had been paying their tithes, they wont be here! and when the robbers asked for the pastor, Omo, pastor denied in front of the whole congregation!! lmao!! if na you nko? My own question is "where are we safe now?" if we can get got in the house of God, where can we run to? if only one of these pastors will call down fire on these fools that disrespect the house of God... MSCHEW!!!

on a lighter note, I heard these 'yo momma' jokes, i just had to share..

1. Yo momma so old, they told her to act her age, so she died!!

2. Yo momma so fat, her driver's license says "picture continued on the other side"!!

3. Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody!!

4. Yo momma so ugly, when she was born her mother said "what a treasure!!" and her father said "yes, lets go bury it!"

5. Yo momma so skinny, she turned sideways and disappeared!!

6. Yo momma so old, her social security number is 1!

7. Yo momma so old, she was a waitress at the last supper!!

ok, i need to stop. if you have any good ones, lets see 'em.

You guys, dont forget o, i need hookups on hotel info in naija that wont cost me my whole year's salary...that or a you could just write me a check.

16 comments:

NaijaBabe said...

Offering ko, offering ni

ibiluv said...

under bridge nko??????
its free!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smaragd said...

Naijababe and Ibiluv, y'all shldnt be making fun of my baby o! mcheew

that pastor story is not funny o!

lol @ the tithe robbers.

will sure start the donation jare sweetie, nd will shop around for good hotels.

*Yo momma's so ugly, she uses a line of make-up called "Why Bother?"*

*Yo Momma's so short, u can see her feet on her driver's license*

*Yo Momma's so old, she sat next to Jesus in the third grade!*

should i continue? lol

Smaragd said...

p.s.

i forgot to mention that bishop Oyedepo of Winners' Chapel does that, ref: call down fire on them thieves and ish!

exschoolnerd said...

theres this hotel near my hostel...

no be yama yama hotel oh...but they r not that expensive..make i find out how much?

Anonymous said...

LOL.. Hillarious except for the Illinois pastor who was shot in church.. Na wa o!

Nigerian Drama Queen said...

Wow I definately didn't know Las Gidi was that expensive. I'm an Abuja babe through and through...
Yeah heard about the Pastor in Illinois...it seems like someone is getting shot every other day...crazy.
LOL@ the yo momma jokes!
Here's one:

"Yo momma's so fat, when she stepped on the scale it read "to be continued"

Tininu said...

you know what abj, is even more expensive than lag, believe it or not!! but if you can get serviced apartments, they usually work out slightly cheaper, emphasis on slightly!!

Zayzee said...

sad story about the church o! really sad. our safety of course lies in the hands of God.

Brilliantly Me said...
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Brilliantly Me said...

Incog my lover!!! How have you been? Did you change your bb pin, abi you've sold out and no longer have a bb?

Don't you have family there that you can stay with?

NaijaBabe said...

Update please.
Thank you very much

LovePaprika said...

update or misslovehotness@gmail.com invite to read ah ahn!!! kmt lol

Afrobabe said...

lol @ the yo mama jokes...

hotels that expnesive in lag??? dam...
Mehn if they killed my Pastor infornt of me I would have to stop going to church oh..

Lady X said...

LOL!!
Oh dear the last supper one made me crack up like MAD!
Thank you, you just made my day!

Unknown said...

Running out of titles is ... well it just is... but you know, i've found that the best titles are one's that are the words/thoughts in your head at the exact moment you're about to blog...my last blog was titled "what the F-k does Matt Damon know about world leaders..." - think I saw something on a website & was like huhhhhhhhhhh? Matt Damon is super cool but seriously, like are you kidding me LOL! Anyway, dig your authenticity! ROck on!