I AM A CULT MEMBER, NO?

For all those who were raised in naija, we know what cults are, and the rep they have in our universities. Truth is they are a bad bunch, killers, bullies, rich spoilt kids who are really bored and... u know what, i need to stop before one of them comes and gets me. lmao!!!
But, anyway, we know about the notorious "eye" (bird) confraternity, black axe confraternity and the rest. And you know your parents will be crushed to know that you were bullied into being a member (as is usually the case) let alone that u joined voluntarily.
In yankee, we all know about fraternities and sororities. at least, we have an idea of what they are, what they do and represent, but if you really get the true opinion of the naija community, all na cult!! its all a fancy cover for cultist activities, they say. I know that not all naija pple in diaspora think that, but a heck of a lot of them do.
So when i just came to yankee, i was pre-sensitized to make sure that i never venture near them o, but in my junior year, i went and joined a fraternity. I will give you just two clues, It is a part of the pan-hellenic council and the first fraternity to cane step (i bet you all will get that wrong).
Anyway, the koks of this blog is that, i have gotten many spiteful looks and comments when fellow countrypple of mine find that i am a frat, they tend to get cautious and a tad hostile. Ki lo de? what did i do to you? ehn? do you know that our great Obafemi Awolowo, Nnamdi Azikwe, Baba Olatunji and dem were frats? E so ara yin o!!
I cant even tell my folks, i already know they will not listen to any explaination. IT IS A CULT, they will say. Thats what other adults around here said already, talk less of my folks who are not even here in the states.
I wonder how many of you my naija people out there are frats or sorors who understand what i am saying. even if your greek experience has been different; If you r out there, or you have an opinion about this, lemme know whachu think.
I REP MY FRAT!!!

My first time...

I was the kind of guy that always had chicks milling around so pretty much everybody assumed that i was not a virgin...well, that was not true. fact is that i was scared of having sex as i never did it before. I left high school and the farthest i went was fingering a girl when we were on lunch break and i went around giving boys to smell and i was like the big dawg for that, little did i know that was less than half the fun sef!!
Sha, i went on to college, i was an upwardly mobile kid who got into OAU at 15 for double elect, still a freaking virgin but it never really bothered me till i got this roommate in ETF hall. This boy was in his second year when i was a jambite and he was a self proclaimed sex god. He kept on telling me about the beauties of the art of sex, he broke it down to me and really gave me dubs on the whole topic, by the time i was a 2nd year stalite, i had a jambito girlfriend who was like 3 years older than i was (yes, i was that good!!)
We got to kissing and touching in the car several times but whenever she wanted to do the do, i always had a lame excuse like "i want to drink water" or "let us go get something to eat, i am hungry"
One day, this chick just gave it to me straight say she need to get served as i dey gawk my responsibilities, i said ok, next time we reach this point, i will show you who i be. she said "abi you are a virgin ni?" i was like " you must have lost your mind, just wait and see."
i ran to my roommate, "Ol'boy, ol'girl don ask me say she wan fuck o, wetin i go do?" dude, gave me my first 'gold circle' and told me to go for it, he knew i was ready. lol!!
If you know Ife well, you will know that there r some places like 'motion ground', 'spyda building' and dem where the do goes down; usually orientation for jambito girls by stalite boys or vice-versa in extreme cases. if you wanna do the do or watch the do, you knew where to go.
I sha took my babe and said "lets go for a drive" she already knew what i meant cos i did not say any other word before or after that till we got to our destination, 'spyda building'. we drove round to the back of the building to where the halogen lights were out, and we parked the car. you could cut the tension in the car with a knife. I turned on some westlife, (those guys can get a girl set, trust me) I was so much on my game that you would have thought 'shit, this dude is smooth, he must do this a lot'
we got to kissing and i expertly unhooked her bra with the snapping motion of the thumb and the middle finger. She was impressed. I then slipped my left hand under her dress and held her right breast, it was already turgid and the nipple was at attention. By now, i was kissing her neck and nibbling on her ears. She was so turned on by that time that she started to take off her pants herself. I moved my hand from her tits to her already wet pussy and found the clit in no time. ( this sounds pretty experienced for a first timer huh? props to my roommate) i was thanking him as i saw the effects of the shit i was doing to her. she was twisting and turning now so i decided it was time; i unzipped my pants and brought out 'kpakos momentos' for the first time for a girl and used one hand to slip my gold circle on (another expert move), reclined her seat and decided not to outdo myself, i went for the ever simple missionary position. i gently lowered myself into her and it was like i heard a choir behind my ears singing the halleluyah chorus and light coming out from behind the clouds, i was entirely feeling like i was out of my body, the tightness and the wetness, her look when i came in, her gasp, the whole thing was like Whoa!!!! i started thrusting slowly, in and out and her moans encouraged me. By this time, the car windows were all fogged up. she was moaning loudly and i was enjoying myself to no end and then....
Kra! Kra! Kra!! somebody tapping on my window, shouting " come out here!! God don catch you today!!! na you dey come here dey steal from this building!!!" Naturally, ol'girl starts to panic but i just calmly got off her and got on my seat in the driver's side. I guess that experience just gave me some major balls. "What is it?" i asked calmly after winding down, they said come out. Girl was panicking and quickly pulled up her pants. came out of the car already and was on her knees begging the guys on her side of the car, i did not see that cos i was focused on the guys on my side. they were like "settle boys so we dont tell anybody what you were doing here and you can go back to what you were doing" i said " 1st, i cant go back to what i was doing, at least not today, and secondly, you are going to tell who what? who cares? it is the general order of things on this campus" i sha talked to them about how we should squash this and go our separate ways. look at this boys trying to gba me like say i be jambito, i was not having that. unknown to me, the jambito on the other side, thats my girl already gave the other boys all her money so they will not talk to anybody about this.
They let us get back in the car and she was crying now, told me to drive away from there. i was just calm but she was crying and then after a while she told me to stop and she was raving mad that i was calm as i was. she said "drop me here, i cant stand you right now" , "what did i do now?" i asked, " you need to calm down, she was crying convulsively now. damned jambite! lol!
i sha calmed her down and dropped her off in front of her dorm in Mozambique hall. I told her i was sorry about what happened and assured her that there is nothing that just happened that was uncommon on OAU campus. I told her everything was going to be alright. gave her a hug and kissed her lightly on the lips. then let her go. I watched her walk into her dorm and all i could think was " I cant believe i had sex today!!!!"